I Can Never Come Home Again

My return from the holiday travels has been difficult so far.

First of all, my family is not here. That's a bummer. A real bummer. If you knew my family, you'd agree that it's a bummer. B.U.M.M.E.R. Bummer. I heart them. I really do.

Secondly, I have grown lazy. Five pounds gained over the holiday weekend and now, I'm a sloth. Just want to sleep and eat. Having had lots of practice this past week, I'm quite good at it. Incidentally, I also had a lot of practice at shuffleboard and am NOT good at that. WTF?

Finally, the to do list is large and difficult to tackle due to aforementioned lethargy. I'll decide to get my ass in gear eventually, but not before acquiring significant guilt over having wasted the morning.

Hmm. On so many levels, things haven't really changed.