Now that the little sister lives with me there will be many opportunities to use her words against her. Here's an example of how I did just that when she shared how she had gotten mad at our mother for cooking sausage and making her clothes smell like fried food.
Email to mom:
Hi Mom,
Cassie just informed me that you fried some sausage for her today and instead of thanking you for that, she complained about the smell. I just want you to know that you can fry food in my house whenever you want. Also, you should know that I am a better daughter than Cassie, but that's pretty obvious.
Love you more than Cassie does,
Jessie
Email to mom:
Hi Mom,
Cassie just informed me that you fried some sausage for her today and instead of thanking you for that, she complained about the smell. I just want you to know that you can fry food in my house whenever you want. Also, you should know that I am a better daughter than Cassie, but that's pretty obvious.
Love you more than Cassie does,
Jessie
5 comments:
So funny
I would comment on this one, but I better not.
MDoc
Dear Mama,
You can fry food, drink beer, and fart anytime you want in my house.
Love,
Your daughter who loves you the most,
Bdoc
Oh please, Mom knows I love her more than either of you. And get the story straight, I complained, but dropped it. Dad is the one that brought it up again, which caused Mom to ban cooking fried foods in the house. So really, I retain no fault, and still remain a good daughter (maybe even the best daughter).
You girls all crack me up! We are all the same! We've gotta be related!
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