Tuesday, May 29, 2007
The Rev
It's official. I am now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church. It took about three minutes to complete the online form and $9.60 to ship my certificate. I don't plan to put my powers to use until this July when I marry my sister and her fiance, but I am trying to stay in tune with the universe in case it calls me to duty before then. Like yesterday when I had to bless that guy on the plane after he sneezed.
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Could you put in a good word with the big man or woman upstairs to keep our local 7th graders out of trouble for the rest of the school year?
Moviegirl :)
You should have charged him for that blessing ... we could make this a lucrative deal for you.
husbandman is also a minister of the ulc. He's performed 5 weddings. but sadly there have been 2 divorces lately. So he's a little sad about his record.
lh, ours is one. What are the others? Rossoff & Theresa? Robert & Arlette? Can't say I can think of the others... And are those two the divorces? Or are they others?
m & b, 22 years and still going
there's robert t's sister hollis and her bad husband. divorce.
janet and paul. still married.
you and bob. still married.
bob and teresa. still married?
there's somebody else. why can't i remember?
Don't worry Rev, there won't be anymore divorces in my own record so count this one as a success.
awesome. I'm ordained too! http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/. Let's have a clergy party.
Would that make you the Rev. Jdoc? Awesome!
Can't wait to hang out with her holiness at the wedding!
Hearts.
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