Maybe I was inspired to blog today because I ran into good pal, KC, at Cupcake or maybe it's that something so ridiculous just happened that there's really no other outlet.
You see, I just peed on my pants. Not in my pants. On them. Allow me to explain.
a) The bathrooms here at Cupcake are co-ed and some schmuck decided to leave the seat up. Thank you very much.
b) I had several cups of water and was getting so much done that I waited a bit too long to use the facilities.
c) I had to dance around a bit while undoing my button-up pants, and so once free, I began to release immediately upon contact with the toilet. Obviously.
d) I came into contact with the cruddy rim of the toilet (see letter "a" above), and startled, jumped up while other things gave loose (see letter "c" above).
It all happened very fast. And yes, the evidence of this incident is quite visible from the rear. And so...
e) I am going home now.
8 comments:
Oh Jessie, it was great to see an update on your blog, but I'm sorry about the obviously disgusting incident. How are things going?
That's pretty gross, and I agree that this is the perfect place for such a tale.
this has happened to me. something about the toilets at ehs make this likely. can u imagine AT WORK? luckily only a dribble.
This is why I check your blog! Classic!
Miss ya. Happy B-Day to your honey.
Hello all!
Yes, pretty gross. I promise to be more vigilant with the seats from now on. I am sort of surprised this hasn't happened to me before now. 34 years in isn't bad, I guess.
Moviegirl, happy birthday to your honey too!
p.s. Moviegirl, I think I recognize that messy head of hair...
Jdoc - ah yes - my favorite new angle of "the hair" - proud of you for recognizing ;)
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