U

Dave tried to help me think of a post for U on our way home today.

URINE

This was his first suggestion.  "No," I said. "I need to think of something that has to do with me."

"Urine," he responded.  "You pee really fast.  Like a race horse."

"Okay.  Well something that isn't urine," I answered.

UP-SPEAK

"Up-speak?  What is up-speak?"  I asked.

"I'll just talk for a while and then you'll know.  I use up-speak all of the time."

"Ohhhh.  Is that why people always ask you where you're from?"

"Yes."

"I get it.  But it still doesn't have to do with me."

UNDERWEAR

This was his next suggestion.  "You're not wearing any," he said.

"Well, true, but I don't want to tell the internets that."

(Of course, I am doing that now.  It made sense to go commando for the short ride home from the gym, though.  It was appropriate.  I think.)


UNANIMOUS

His final offer.  "I don't have anything to say about that," I responded, "except that I don't expect we'll come to any unanimous ideas here."

"True," he concluded.