I had a health assessment for our insurance plan this morning. I was pretty nervous about it because I'm simply not in good shape. Does this post-baby belly jiggle ever go away? Or do you have to, like, exercise or something? Anyway, I filled out the questionnaires, stood for the height and weight calculations, gave blood, and held onto this weird machine with wands that read my body fat. My body fat numbers were generally in the normal range except for the area called my "trunk," which was a little over. I'm guessing that trunk means torso in this case and not ass, but either way, the result was alarming. Now I have to wait for my health mentor (guide? guru?) to give me a call to talk over the results and make a plan. I'm going to explain to him/her that it was probably just my D-cup breasts on my 5'1" frame that put me over on the "trunk"reading. Unless "trunk" actually does mean ass, in which case I'll probably have to exercise.
3 comments:
I would NEVER imagine you not being in shape. When I worked in "God's Country", the school's insurance company came once a year and did those screenings. I appreciated it, and it always made me work out for at least a month or two after their visits (probably until Thanksgiving/Christmas).
This made me LOL. You've always struck me as very fit. I wouldn't worry about the trunk or ass. LOL.
You are hilarious.
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