Not I, Said the Cat

This is what it's like living with Dave.

He decides that he would like to try something new. Say, bread baking. So he reads a book on the topic, watches a number of how-to videos by the same book author, and orders the necessary supplies, which arrive in boxes every third day for four weeks. Then one afternoon, he measures and kneads and waits and measures and bakes. And before you know it, you're looking at this.

And guess what. It tastes even better than it looks.