Lessons Learned Over the Weekend

1) Never play lawn sports. There's nothing worse than being really bad at something that's supposed to be fun;

2) You only have to fall hard three times before realizing why skis come in pairs. That fourth fall is unnecessary and remarkably painful;

3) When sharing a room with someone, really bad gas is pretty much standard; and

4) If you start every day drinking coffee on the dock while dangling your toes in the water, all embarrassments from the previous day simply wash away.