D: "Thanks for coming to watch the race."
Me: "Oh. No problem. It was fun."
D: "Did you eventually wipe that booger from your nose?"
Me: "What booger?"
D: "The one you had hanging from your nose when I stopped. "
Me: "Oh god. I had a booger hanging from my nose?"
D: "Yeah. Huge. I could see it through my foggy glasses."
Me: "Huge? That's great. Why didn't you tell me it was there?"
D: "Well, I just thought it was so nice that you came out to see the race, and it was cold."
Me: "Right. All the more reason to tell me. I'm so embarrassed. Now that you mention it, the runners all seemed to be looking at me."
D: "Yeah. It was gross. I'm sure you'll survive this, though."
3 comments:
Cruel.
It's so common that I have boogers, food, dirt, etc. hanging from my face that I can just sense it when AJ looks at me. Something about the way he looks, scoffs, and busts up laughing could be what gives me the clue.
husbandman always tells me he "didn't see" stuff that i later find plastered to my teeth or nostrils.
he could be telling the truth because he's not super observant, but i suspect he's just making an excuse.
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