Love in the Time of Allergies

Here's the spot in Ireland where I told Dave that we should really hold hands and walk on the beach seeing as it was our honeymoon and all. He humored me and then broke out in a rash later in the day from all of the sea kelp in the water. Just the kind of sacrifice I'll be expecting for the rest of our marriage.

The Knot

Married life is good so far. We started it with a trip to Ireland, so how could it be bad?

This is the day-old donkey that I wanted to bring home with me. It was hard to get a good pic of him because his momma made sure she stood between us. That's just good parenting.

I'll post more pics in the days to come.

Blog-worthy

Maybe I was inspired to blog today because I ran into good pal, KC, at Cupcake or maybe it's that something so ridiculous just happened that there's really no other outlet.

You see, I just peed on my pants. Not in my pants. On them. Allow me to explain.

a) The bathrooms here at Cupcake are co-ed and some schmuck decided to leave the seat up. Thank you very much.

b) I had several cups of water and was getting so much done that I waited a bit too long to use the facilities.

c) I had to dance around a bit while undoing my button-up pants, and so once free, I began to release immediately upon contact with the toilet. Obviously.

d) I came into contact with the cruddy rim of the toilet (see letter "a" above), and startled, jumped up while other things gave loose (see letter "c" above).

It all happened very fast. And yes, the evidence of this incident is quite visible from the rear. And so...

e) I am going home now.